The Epic of The Jolly Russian Buddhist

NECA Bioshock Infinite Sky-Hook Replica

Available for $79.99 from GameStop

“Can you imagine how much easier life would be with a Sky-Hook? Need a beverage — Sky-Hook. Gotta close the door — Sky-Hook. Want to move from one side of Columbia to the other or help disgraced Pinkerton agent Booker DeWitt save Elizabeth from being recaptured by Songbird — you guessed it — Sky-Hook.

It’s the only way to travel.

This life size 1:1 prop replica is exactly how the Sky-Hook would look in the real world. The Sky-Hook measures over 22″ in length and is nearly 11″ tall, it features motorized action that causes the gears and 3 hooks to spin when the trigger is squeezed

Details include supportive arm brace and highly detailed engravings as if this replica came directly from R.J. Pickwick Manufacturing. Authentic to in game model including all the screws, woodgrain, metal and leather textures. Highly detailed and game accurate.”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:41 -0400

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:44:35 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

lulz-time: thatneedstogo: Best response to the “are you on your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:42 -0400

lulz-time:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

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notsohungryhungryhippo: http://notsohungryhungryhippo.tumblr.com...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:22 -0400

notsohungryhungryhippo:

http://notsohungryhungryhippo.tumblr.com/

lulz-time: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make your friends shit...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:41:11 -0400

lulz-time:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:39:18 -0400

10knotes:

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10knotes: barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:56:05 -0400

10knotes:

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:53:27 -0400

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:11 -0400

theongreyjoy:

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

relevanttojustin: Justin, I just found this and suddenly what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:17:35 -0400

relevanttojustin:

Justin, I just found this and suddenly what happened senior year makes sense. All I ate that day was hookah grapefruits.

this explains all of my senior year. (although I still had a ridiculous tolerance)